• me at an uncomfortable party: how inconsiderate of them to not even have a dog

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t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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shutupnlive:

Hahahahaha wait but the little duck literally just shit on the floor

shutupnlive:

Hahahahaha wait but the little duck literally just shit on the floor

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

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buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

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mariabbw:

87daysbefore:

how the fuck do you make friends when you’re not in school anymore and know like 2 people??

my life.

And in your 30s, single without kids. Almost 600 miles from your hometown. And the maturity level of someone still in their 20s.

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“its not you… it’s your music taste”

(Source: fuckyeahthefabfour)

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americansongwriter:

The Artist: New Orleans-based Americana artist Caleb Caudle
The Video: “Trade All The Lights,” which offers a black and white tour of New Orleans.

Watch it here:

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